Help with company message for my business card?

I’m launching my new project soon. It’s a dog pooper scooper service. I’ve thought of a company message to place under my company name in my business card (premium, not cheesy cards). I’ve already have 2 on my mind. I think they are catchy and hilarious (which would make people tell their friends about? the company name is hilarious too–already registered with dept of commerce & licensed), and certainly not offensive or unprofessional…anyhow, the biz name and the 2 pictures on it pretty much tells what my company does (not trying to say too much crap on it)…anyway I’m debating on “Quality service for some stinky/crappy business” or “Quality service, Crappy/Stinky business.” Which word should i use? and do you agree that it’s catchy? funny? not compromising professionalism? Any help is greatly appreciated, thank you!