Like, for example what if im at work and the delivery man gives it to her, (which is no problem). The problem is when I get home from work, Ill have to explain to her whats in it. (I KNOW for a fact she will ask, its just her nature. By the way im a guy and im 17) . So I ordered my fleshlight online, using a prepaid credit card. Im just afraid that somehow, she will see the box before I do, and will ask me whats inside it. Ive thought of excuses like “oh just mind your own business” but that would just make her even more curious…..geez this is stressing me out soo much! The box it comes in does not give any hint to whats inside it. So what do I tell her? OR what can I do so I make sure I get it first?
EDIT: by the way it will be dropped off on my doorstep if no one is home. So hopefully ill beat her home from work.
just be like o i don’t know and then when she asks you what was in it just be like i ordered some clothes offline so yea
Just say it’s a book or something, you can lie and say it’s anything!
you only have a problem if she opens it or somehow guesses, in which case, say it’s a joke present for a friends birthday.
You have a few options:
1. You could have it sent to your work instead.
2. You could specify that you have to sign for the package, and no one else can.
3. You can buy something else that looks like it could have fit in the package, and show that to her saying that’s what you ordered.
Best plan is to say its a present for her!
Say for either birthday or xmas or just say its a little something your gonna give her.
That way she wont look, and chances are, she’ll just forget or you could buy her soemthing..?
at the end of the day, even if she does look inside and see what it is, its only natural and at the age of 17 you obviously gonna be interested in sex. she can’t say anything against that and she’ll more than likely just leav eyou to it!
Tell her it’s her birthbay present and she will have to wait until her birthday.
Get a private mailbox, for such deliveries.
First of all the box is unmarked, so it does not state what is inside, and the return address will say the name of the company that sells them. Just tell her it is gift from a friend of yours. You could also have it delivered to your place of work; however, your supervisor/boss may get suspicious about it. Another option is you could use a neighbor or close friend’s address, and have it delivered there. That way your mother won’t ask you questions about what is inside the package.